T is babysitting a math prodigy, so The Guys devise a scheme to make quick, high-stakes cash. Can this poker minnow swim with the sharks? Will Mark and T get busted and sleep with the fishes? Does Mark have a chance with Timmy's mom? Click PLAY to take your seat at the table.


Mark and T take a trip to the beach, the perfect place to find summer love and near-death experiences. Wait, do both of them know how to swim?

Mark needs weed to cure his hangover, but T's hookup is in the Bronx. Will Mark ever get high? Will Mark's one night stand ever get the hint? Will The Guys ever figure out just WTF is going on today?

The Guys both score hot dates for Friday night. T's date won't shut up about malaria, so he calls an audible and pressures Mark into swapping dates with him. Can T bang with no strings attached? What will become of Mark?

Mark fakes The Guys into a free limo at the airport. When the bubbly has been popped and they learn where they’re headed, it seems too good to be true. Is T really working with the largest size? Will he make it out of this position alive? Are these jokes vague sex euphemisms? Press PLAY and join us in somebody else's sick ride.